cocacola elliot

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Lancer goes to McDonalds. He ordered 2 hamburgers and 1 large cup of coca-cola. He never tasted coca-cola before, so he decides to test it out today. He took the first sip on his first coca-cola. Soon, he took big gulps of it, because it tastes fine and sweet. His friend (GUIL) passes by, seeing him eating some McDonalds, ask for his extra hamburger. Lancer said "No." Lancer just instantly became an obese fat American. Then after his brunch, he took a trip to wal-mart and brought 5 36 can packs of coca cola. He just finished them under one day. He told his family residing on their house to leave so they dont have to make fun of Lancer (even though his family is kind and sweet). And he became a total vampire, allergic to the sunlight. One day, guil came to his house, wondering why he isn't going out anymore. "Hey Lance, god damn you changed." said guil. "Shut the fuck up guil, I knew you're not a good friend. Leave me alone and don't come back." After he slammed the door, he said "eureka!" and went to his computer, and opened up discord. He renamed himself to "cocacolaelliot" to honor his favorite drink, coca-cola.