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leading cause of erections in this country

Mar 27th, 2018
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  1. Notes:
  2.  
  3. These mean to use emphasis // on the word in the middle
  4. These are stage direction - -
  5. The dots are pauses... The character this is based on doesn't have a stutter or anything, she's really confident (although as a non-native English speaker she does take pauses -indicated by the dots)
  6.  
  7. She isn't overtly flirty or anything, so no begging or pleading, she's just goofing around and feels that she's hot in a jokey-confident way. She isn't romantically interested in the character she's messing with.
  8.  
  9. ---
  10. just admit it.
  11. "Admit what" huh?
  12. Cmon, I know you know what I'm talking about
  13. Just admit I gave you an erection
  14.  
  15. It's okay, I know it doesn't mean you're... into me or anything
  16. Besides, I'm SO used to it.
  17.  
  18. Yiz. I'm basically the leading cause of erections in this country.
  19. Yes yes, scientists are always saying "You must not go out in public. It is a safety hazzard."
  20.  
  21. I mean, look at me.
  22.  
  23. my lips, my cute nose...
  24. My big eyes--you could get lost in them couldn't you?
  25.  
  26. And that's just the one side. You already know how nice my ass is.
  27. It's award winning.
  28. Yeah, I basically have you covered from all sides.
  29. You're defenseless against me.
  30.  
  31. Haha, do you think I won't notice that you're hard right now? I can see it trying to break out of your pants.
  32.  
  33. I like that you've been trying to keep eye contact with me to avoid me looking down, cuuuute.
  34. cute cute cute
  35. So are you going to admit it?
  36.  
  37. Huh, it has nothing to do with me?
  38.  
  39. Sure seemed like it did when it brushed up against my thigh when I bent over to get food out the oven.
  40.  
  41. It sprung up real quick. What was that? Coincidence?
  42.  
  43. Don't be dumb.
  44.  
  45. You got turned on just by being close to me..
  46.  
  47. Sometimes just by looking at me.
  48.  
  49. Just admit you find me attractive.
  50. Last chance, I'm warning you.
  51.  
  52. ..No?
  53.  
  54. Alright fine... your grave.
  55. Oh, What am I doing?
  56. Well I'm just slowly... lowering myself onto you
  57.  
  58. Yeah just sitting on your lap, no big deal.
  59.  
  60. I'm sure you haven't dreamed about this or anything (chuckles)
  61. It's a good thing you're not attracted to me or this'd be a little... hard.. .to deal with, right little one?
  62.  
  63. If I didn't know any better, I'd think that that was your erection pressing against me right now.
  64.  
  65. Pressing against my ass
  66.  
  67. Good thing I know it's not, or I'd have to stop
  68.  
  69. But since it isn't, I guess it's fine if I just, ohhh, wiggle a little bit
  70. (laughing)
  71. Yeah just like this. Moving my ass in circles on top of you
  72.  
  73. That must be your phone in your pocket, right?
  74.  
  75. ...It feels like it's about to go off!
  76.  
  77. I better not, ohhh, bounce up and down
  78.  
  79. Yeah, just like this.
  80.  
  81. Just pressing my ass against your lap and springing back up again.
  82.  
  83. Just back and fourth... up and down
  84.  
  85. Over and over...
  86.  
  87. Rubbing my butt against your lap.
  88.  
  89. If you were into me this would be too much, too much to deal with.
  90.  
  91. I don't think you'd be able to manage.
  92.  
  93. Do you like the pants I'm wearing today. Do they make my ass look nice?
  94. Don't answer that - no time.
  95.  
  96. I'm too busy bouncing up and down.
  97. awwww!, I just caught your eyes in the reflection of the TV for a second there, is everything okay?
  98.  
  99. Your face looks all worried. I don't think I've ever seen you like that before.
  100.  
  101. I'd turn around to look at you face to face but... I'm pretty comfortable right now
  102.  
  103. How are you feeling, Good?
  104.  
  105. Huh, what was that?
  106.  
  107. You "tap out", what does that mean?
  108.  
  109. I'm not English, remember.
  110.  
  111. Maybe you should, ohhh, speak louder.
  112. You "need" me to stop? (sarcastic) umm, But I'm not doing anything..
  113.  
  114. (laughing) Ohhh, it feels really nice when.. i do this (slap sound), good thing I don't have to stop since there's no risk of anything.. happening
  115.  
  116. exploding
  117.  
  118. leaking onto the chair
  119.  
  120. leaving a stain on the buttcheek of my tight pants
  121. marking me
  122. surrendering
  123. giving in...
  124.  
  125. You keep whispering that, tap out? What does that mean?
  126.  
  127. Huh, ohhhh. Yeah? I am? Not good enough, sorry. You know what to say.
  128.  
  129. Say it.
  130.  
  131. Say it, (encouraging) go on...
  132.  
  133. (Firm) cmon, Sayyy itt.
  134.  
  135. You keep mumbling. Oh my god, you're shaking so much. I can bearly hear you.
  136.  
  137. I'm attractive? Yeah?
  138. Good boy
  139. Oh that's so sweet
  140.  
  141. Oh you do think I'm hot. And my ass?
  142.  
  143. What's that, best you've ever seen?
  144.  
  145. Why thank you.
  146.  
  147. But unfortunately it is too late for you.
  148.  
  149. Aww, what's that, "Please?"
  150. Are you begging me to stop?
  151.  
  152. Shhhhh. Shhh.
  153. (giggle)
  154. sorry... I couldn't even spare you if I wanted to
  155. I know you dont want to embarass yourself..butttt.....it's just too late
  156. You're just about to cum.
  157.  
  158. Look at my eyes in the reflection of the tv.
  159. Go on. quickly.. I want to see the look on your face as you embarass yourself
  160. as you do something pathetic
  161. Yeah, that's it. do it. Stain your pants.
  162. I'm wiggling my great ass against your dick. Pressing down all the way into you.
  163. Stop resisting me, it's hopeless.
  164. I'm too much
  165. Too much for you to deal with
  166. You think I'm SO hot
  167. Are you gonna do it, Yeah? Are you doing it right now?
  168. Did I really make you cum this easily?
  169. If I smack my ass will it push you over the edge?
  170. Do I really have all this power over you
  171. Go on. Cum, cum for me
  172. cum for my nice ass
  173. (light chuckle)
  174. Cum on. Cum.
  175. hahahhahahaha
  176. shit!
  177. Ugh, I can't believe you got so much of that on me
  178. But it was worth it to teach you a lesson.
  179. ...
  180. Anyway, my ass and I are going to sleep now,
  181. Good luck getting home with that big wet stain on your pants. I wonder if someone will notice.
  182. Maybe next time you'll be a little more considerate about other people's feelings.
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